Thursday, August 21, 2008

The smartest thing she’s ever done.

Paris Hilton. “Famous for being famous.” Though, I have to admit that it’s still pretty amazing that we know who the hell she is at all. True, she is the daughter of the person who yada, yada, Hilton, yada yada. But come on, it’s the HILTON, not the Hyatt! The Hilton is the kind of place where executives who often travel refuse to stay, and people in sales know they have finally arrived when they no longer have to stay at one! She almost could have become who she is by only being rich, that’s how little her name was worth. I remember living in New York City and going to Lotus and seeing her and her sister Nicky (remember her?) as teenagers dancing on/falling off the bar! And patrons would applaud! I knew then that if these girls got publicists, they would be famous. Famous for what? For falling off bars. And you know what, that’s exactly what Paris Hilton did. And in a world where it is difficult for actually talented people to become well known, I have to congratulate her on a job well done. Now she sells perfume and handbags and shoes and jeans, and they sell! So is she still famous simply for being famous? I’m beginning to think that she’s becoming “Famous for fully understanding her image and exactly what we think of her and using that to her advantage.”

This video is proof that she knows exactly what we think of her, and that she can play with that idea. And for the first time ever, I applaud Paris Hilton.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches." I mean, COME ON! Brilliant.

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NB said...

Crap. That WAS funny.

Bryan said...

OMG milk came out my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk! Odd if you ask me.